Roses are red

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Somebody's nuts
And I think it's you..

Ha! Un verso de niños debidamente adaptado

Aunque a mi me dedicaron (hace mucho tiempo, en secundaria) uno que decía así:

Roses aren't blue
Violets aren't black
But you would look better
With a knife in your back.


Sorry sunshine, it didn´t happen...